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Lordy, this stuff is almost as rough as screencapping the movie! We present to you: 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' in memorable quotes form. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Faking Out The Parents - Top
Ferris: "I'm fine. I get up."
Parents: "No!"
Ferris: "I have a test today."
Mom: "No."
Ferris: "I have to take it. I want to go to a good college so I can have a fruitful life."
Jeanie: "Yeah, right. Dry that one out, you could fertilise the lawn."
Jeanie: "Bite the big one, junior."
Jeanie: "Wait, you're letting him stay home? I can't believe this! If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school."
Ferris: "Jeanie, please don't be upset with me. You have your health; Be thankful."
Jeanie: "That's it, I want out of this family."
Ferris: "It's nice to know that I have such loving, caring parents. You're both very special people."
Ferris: "Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a moment."
Ferris: "This is my nineth sick day this semester; It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for 10 I'm probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count."
Ferris: "I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be facist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
Ferris: "Not that I condone facism, or any 'ism' for that matter. 'Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an 'ism,' he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. Afterall, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
Economics Teacher: "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
Simone Adamley: "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavours last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
Economics Teacher: "Thank you, Simone."
Simone Adamley: "No problem whatsoever."
Cameron: "I'm dying."
Phone rings.
Ferris: "You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do."
Ferris: "If anybody needs a day off it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college; His roomate'll kill him."
Cameron: "When Cameron was in Egypt's land... let my Cameron go."
Ferris: "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
Chapter 2: Faking Out Rooney - Top
Rooney: "Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller, it's a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path."
Ferris: "I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
Jeanie's Friend: "Jeanie! I'm really sorry about your brother."
Jeanie: "What are you sorry for? I have to live with the trouser snake."
Jeanie's Friend: "No, I mean, I heard he's really sick."
Jeanie: "Whoa, whoa, who said he's sick?"
Jeanie's Friend: "Whole bunch of people! They said he's like on the verge of death. And this guy in my biology class said that if Ferris dies he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder. Oh, he's such a sweetie. Got to go."
Girl: "Hi, Jeanie!"
Jeanie: "Shut up."
Chapter 3: Emancipation Of Sloane - Top
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Chapter 4: The Car - 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California - Top
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Chapter 5: Downtown - Top
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Chapter 6: Lunch With Ferris - Top
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Chapter 7: Rooney On The Trail - Top
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Chapter 8: Bueller Residence vs. Rooney - Top
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Chapter 9: Parade - Ferris Style - Top
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Chapter 10: Jeanie Encounters Rooney - Top
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Chapter 11: Cameron Goes Beserk - Top
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Chapter 12: Kill The Car - Top
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Chapter 13: The Race Home - Top
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Chapter 14: 150% Better - Top
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