Okay, so this page was originally going to have a bunch of tripe about how awesome and wonderful and generous Kara is, but no. I put my foot down and said, "Kara," I said, "Kara, I'm going to write this page myself, and you're just going to have to deal with it!"
I showed her. *shakes fisT*
But seriously, I've been wondering what I should write here for a while. It's hard to put into eloquent and flowery words how much Kara means to me, but I'll give it a try, eh?
Kara is my friend in sarcasm, in cynicism, and in misanthropy...ism. She's my friend in joy, in humour, and in mischief. She puts up with my constant requests for games, and sometimes she even pretends to have fun. She listens to me rant (I gladly listen to her), she laughs at my corny jokes (I laugh at hers), and she supports me in my bug-crisis moments (I pull out the pompoms for hers). She gives me very sage advice when necessary (and I give her mine, even though she knows I'm a total hypocrite and wouldn't do half of it myself) and doesn't judge me when I do stupid things.
I feel extraordinarily honoured to have Kara in my life. She's given me the good fortune to experience the most uncomplicated and peaceful friendship I've ever experienced in my life. Even when we disagree on things (which we do, don't get me wrong), we respect each other's opinions and talk it out so that we don't get tense with one another, which is something I've found hard to balance properly in friendships in the past.
I know online relationships (no, not that kind of relationship, you deviants!) come and go, but even luckier than meeting Kara is the fact that she lives in the same state as me, so we're able to meet each other in person semi-regularly! Win! :D
My ultimate plan is to grow old and pervy with Kara, and if anything gets in the way of that... well... I still have a few underage cousins who could get off on lesser charges than I would. *eyeballs*
In conclusion, this is for the Dean to my Sammy and the Sammy to my Dean. ♥
Kara: Check your email.
Kara: Apparently Kya got rejected.
Apprentice: ... WHAT
Kara: I wouldn't put it past Kya to sneak though.
Kara: BUT YOU MUST CHECK. ARGH.
Apprentice: There's nothing!
Apprentice: :((((
Apprentice: WHAT MEANS NOTHING?!?!
Kara: I DON'T KNOW
Kara: They send out rejections first, right?
Apprentice: Buggered if I know.
Apprentice: I haven't applied for anything in over two years. XD
Kara: Wow.
Kara: Special.
Kara: No junk mail?
Apprentice: Only someone wanting to aid me in my prosperous future.