This is a Slightly-Bonkers.Net production.
not just guidelines
I watched his wildest dreams come true, not one of them involving you.

1. To join, I need your name (no last names, and nothing stuffed with odd characters, or it'll come out jumbled), a working email address, and the country you reside in.

2. If you own your own website (and no, I won't believe you run Google or Yahoo) and want it listed, it shouldn't contain vulgar, discriminative, or otherwise objectionable material (I'll be the judge).

2a. Be sure to link back to this fanlisting with either a text or image code!

3. If you ever change your email address or move your website or something, the update form is your friend!